I need youse guyses helps: it appears I'm flying Continental

Thursday, July 14, 2011 10:37 PM By Simon

You see, my loves, my darlings, lights of my life, whenever I come into a dilemma, and the general internet proves to be maddeningly unhelpful, I turn to you, my most trusted audience. Especially you. You're my favorite.

So in this dilemma, I'm flying the notoriously fuck-you airline Continental. Now, I haven't flown since before the company's merger with United, which, from what I hear, is Armegeddon with a bathroom. The problem is, I can't find any in-flight information.

So what I want to know, my dears, is, if you have flown this particular airline, coach, on a roughly 5 hour flight, at around 9 in the morning (Eastern time), what did you or did you not have to pay for? Like, was the food free, was there coffee, did you need a credit card for the luxury of Two and a Half Men reruns, etc. What I'm asking you is do I've got to spend five hours twiddling my thumbs, entertainmentless, coffeeless, hopeless?

I'm counting on you.

Don't let me down.

Don't let your country down.

Don't let yourselves down.

3 comments:

Castor said...

5 hours? Where you going? More details would help. Are you just flying from city to city within the US?

July 15, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Simon said...

Castor: Newark to Seattle.

July 15, 2011 at 11:14 AM
maddie0147 said...

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July 17, 2011 at 7:12 PM