Oh, Irene, you dirty bitch

Thursday, September 1, 2011 11:41 PM By Simon

Irene, that bitch-ass hurricane that fucked the East Coast something fierce, has left me mostly untouched. Oh, sure, no water/plumming, but we still get TV! So yay!

Is what we said the first hour. Before we realized that all that celebratory moonshine had to go somewhere.

Also, the internet is just having a laugh. During the day, it will work for two seconds, go off for ten minutes, etc.

Did you know the UN declared it a warcrime for a country to deny it's citizens internet access.

Because they fucking did.

So now I'm up at these hours, for you, all for you.

On that note, I can't breath.

Life lesson, kids: if you know the internet's about to go out, leave open lots of long, interesting articles that aren't seperated into pages. You'll thank me. You'll all thank me.

Also, the above comic is something I found on Tumblr, and it makes me squee with such fangirlish delight, if word got out, I wouldn't be allowed to buy a house. Also, DCnU! Hazzah!

What is air? Is it the internet?

3 comments:

Yojimbo_5 said...

Look..I'm a DC zombie...and I recognize Babs and the Bat and I suppose that's Damian with the pig-sticker...But who's the one who threatens to shoot him...(Jason Blood with his hair-streak? The Demon? Nah!) Is that Tim in 3? Donna in 4? Kory in 5? I'm confused or out of the loop.

September 3, 2011 at 10:47 AM
Simon said...

Yojimbo: That's Jason post-Death in the Family, where he's somehow less of and a bigger tool. In order, clockwise: Babs, Jason, Tim, Cassandra Cain, Stephanie Brown, Damian, and Batman. Meanwhile, poor Kory hasn't been around much. She's such an eighties relic, it breaks my heart.

September 3, 2011 at 11:27 AM
Yojimbo_5 said...

Cassandra Cain! Forgot about all the different Bat"girls!"

Yes, sadly, Kory is DC's Dazzler. Naive and over-sexualized doesn't "play" these days.

September 3, 2011 at 12:05 PM