Didn't see you there.
You're looking good, Greater Film Blogging Community.
Did you lose weight?
Oh, right. That five-something-month absence.
I should probably explain about that.
Okay, you know what?
Movies are expensive as balls, and I've got shit to do.
You understand. Of course you do. You're a bunch of grown-ass adults. You get shit. That's why you're all so sexy. That and your devastating good looks.
Why didn't I write a last post? Thereby making the default page a half-assed post about Frank Miller dreck?
Calm down now.
Stop throwing things.
Get off the floor, people are staring.