That awkward moment where your DVD player breaks and Netflix becomes a bitch to maintain.

Monday, April 16, 2012 8:26 AM By Simon


So you're all going to deal with my bitter/hysterical commentaries on TV and comics, because that's all I've got.

Oh hey

Saturday, April 14, 2012 9:31 PM By Simon

Didn't see you there.

You're looking good, Greater Film Blogging Community.

Did you lose weight?

Oh, right. That five-something-month absence.

I should probably explain about that.

Right.

Ahem.

Well.

Okay, you know what?

Movies are expensive as balls, and I've got shit to do.

You understand. Of course you do. You're a bunch of grown-ass adults. You get shit. That's why you're all so sexy. That and your devastating good looks.

Why didn't I write a last post? Thereby making the default page a half-assed post about Frank Miller dreck?

I forgot.

So okay.

Calm down now.

Stop throwing things.

Get off the floor, people are staring.