Four of Them

So you're all going to deal with my bitter/hysterical commentaries on TV and comics, because that's all I've got.

Didn't see you there. You're looking good, Greater Film Blogging Community. Did you lose weight? Oh, right. That five-something-mon...

I know, darlings. This is a movie blog. What am I doing talking about comics? But you know what? It's my blog, and I'm meeting y...

Here I've been, neglecting even your blogs, too deep into my comics and my Tumblr to stop and consider, gee, how is this affecting my v...

1) Can a movie be too shiny? 2) You know, once upon a midnight dreary, I used to like Chelsea Handler. But then she started popping up in ...

Good. Hi. Hello. I, my good folks who let blog headlines tell them what to do, am in a quandarry. I spiffle. A kerfuffle. Um. Other nonsense...

Recently, I stuck my head out of Justice League International Vol. 1 , ostensibly to blink out the pretty colors, and I looked around. I loo...

It's not like I'm freaking out or anything. I mean, this is such a first world problem, right? Not even worth mentioning! Ha. Ha ha...

Believe it or not, my pets (as, in my head, you're all ferrets I daringly rescued from the pound. It was epic), I wa sonce but a wee la...

But I've had ample time to see what the fuss about Tumblr was. Don't worry, my lambs, I still love you. I just have a funny way of ...

So, yes, I know, gentle readers o mine, this has nothing to do with anything. But we'll be back to normal programming once school kung-f...

Irene, that bitch-ass hurricane that fucked the East Coast something fierce, has left me mostly untouched. Oh, sure, no water/plumming, but...

Of course you did. Here in the old armpit, we got a bit of the aftershock. Of course, it lasted for two minutes, nothing fell over, and ...

Crazy, Stupid, Love . Comedy. Romance. Chronic absentee from middle school English. Oh, yes. I went there. Ahem. In case you don't...

Babies. It's okay. I'm here. Shhhhh...

Because we must shove a couple years' worth of vacations into one month. It's the family way, yo. Enjoy life for a week.

Me. Deal with it. What have I seen with these eyes? Rise of the Planet of the Apes and Stupid, Crazy, Love , which is collectively an E...

Ah, yes. It's that time of the month. No, not that one, piggish and/or sensitive menfolk. The one where I make excuses for the long str...

-England's most violent prisoner (Tom Hardy) goes about life as usual. Some undertones of him being a victim of the system, which is, y...

-It was bound to happen. A movie was sure to show up that made me shake my head towards my previous defenses of Richard Kelly. Because he ...

You see, my loves, my darlings, lights of my life, whenever I come into a dilemma, and the general internet proves to be maddeningly unhelpf...

Well, Andrew has made hisself a blogathon in light of the impending Emmy nominations. You can find some of that shit here , and I'm inc...

Pants: pissed.

-This is a movie where the characters break the fourth wall to argue about who, exactly, is the main character. Technically, I should love ...

-Fuck you, Bad Teacher .

(I love this picture)

-This is one of those movies where a bunch of pretty, rich people spend most of their time making deep, mumbled declarations of loneliness, ...

Come to think of it, I've never seen a Polish movie before. Yay new horizons! -Nonetheless, from my 21st century point of view, the stra...