Thoughts on After Sex

Saturday, December 4, 2010 5:44 PM By Simon

-Various sketches of couples talking (uh) after sex.

-Not terribly good. Not terribly terrible. Ranges from stupid rom-com material (complete with lame-ass, out-of-nowhere, cliched explanations of what love is), to after school special (on being in the closet), to relationship dramas, to old people of the free-years yonder.

-The only ones I really liked were: Mila Kunis and Zoe Saldana's lesbian-and-bicurious-roommate (other way around) get it on, then walk around their college campus negotiating the terms of their relationship, orientation, bitchiness, and the flavor of one's cunt. The other was Taryn Manning and Jose Pablo Cantillo as people just finished with a one night stand on a mattress in an alley, and who walk to his apartment. Both are the best acted of the bunch, funniest, the latter being the weirdest (which is why it's saved for the end).

-Dave Franco is in one, but he's so bad I'd rather not discuss it.

-And that lady from those annoying Kay Jeweler's commercials shows up.

-Otherwise, meh.


Anonymous said...

"...and the flavor of one's cunt." Hahahaha. It's one of those things I don't put on my reviews but love seeing on other people's blogs. I thought it was so funny and... gross... Ugh... Ew.

Really? You thought the mattress thing was the weirdest? How about those old people with... strange interests? THEY were weird.

December 4, 2010 at 7:48 PM
Simon said...

Franz: Yeah, but they were from the seventies. It's their culture, dammit!

December 4, 2010 at 8:20 PM