Code of Conduct for Going to the Movies

Sunday, November 21, 2010 2:22 PM By Simon

Rule 11: No Explosive Devices
We understand that you didn't like Bride Wars. We get it.

Here.

6 comments:

Ron said...

Hi Simon - Thank you for posting the rules! 10 reasons (or some combination therein) why I avoid the cinema. If only the world had a portal to your sage advice.

As an aside - Have you seen or reviewed Delicatessen? 1991 French film...brilliant metaphor. Let me know...I'd love to read your review.

November 21, 2010 at 2:58 PM
Sebastian Gutierrez said...

HA!!! Great 11th rule!

Weren't you supposed to wait till Dec. 1st to post this though?
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Oh, fuck it! It's awesome!

November 21, 2010 at 7:44 PM
Marc Edward Heuck said...

Rule #11 - were you in the same theatre with Strong Bad a while back?

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail167.html

November 21, 2010 at 10:43 PM
Castor said...

Wait a minute, when is this supposed to be posted?

November 22, 2010 at 9:27 AM
Simon said...

Ron: You know, I've seen the first few minutes of it, but then my internet slowed and I never got around to finishing it. I'll have to try again.

Sebastian: Probably. I would've forgotten, though.

Marc: Uh.

Castor: I don't know. December?

November 22, 2010 at 11:24 AM
Fitz said...

Bazookas in the theatres would be convenient.

November 22, 2010 at 11:38 AM