New Semi-Regular Features (because you all demand so much of me)!

Monday, June 7, 2010 2:36 PM By Simon

Yes, my children, my darlings, my honey bunches of oats, your cries (some would call them complaints, others, whining...but not me!) have not gone unheard. You have called out my vulgarity (...), my lackluster blog design (I like it), my cluttered sidebar (who cares about archives? Not me), my lack of profile bio (to which I respond, trust me, chaps, I am very boring), my lack of linkable pictures (working on it), my constant use of first person (ahem), my implied immaturity (duh), my lack of header (too lazy, and I'm a very gray person. For instance, I've been wearing a gray shirt for two weeks now), and my overall lack creative atmosphere. But one call I shall not let go unheaded: regular posts and/or features. So, my loves, here it is. I'll leave yous guyses to figure out which one sucks the least:

In which I recount my exploits both at the local cheapie purchase, and actually watching the things.

Where I talk science bullshit, and connect it to scifi movies. Or something.

I bullshit about webcomics and Youtube, basically.


Dear darling Danielle made me a new badge for another possible thing. Here it be:

Take it to the comments, kay.


Alex said...

While I don't give a shit about this alleged "vulgarity" and I think your blog design is just fine (mostly because I mad two of the sidebar banners), I do think it's nice that you're adding some new features! They all sound pretty exciting.

June 7, 2010 at 4:15 PM
D Swizzle said...

you should do all of them, but i really like mindblowing materials.

June 7, 2010 at 4:33 PM
SugaryCynic said...

yay things! i think your design is fine and I know for a fact I swear way fucking more than you do. Still, things!

June 7, 2010 at 5:33 PM
Robert said...

I like...all three. Especially the outer two. I love your random videos and web thingies from the...web. That Kesha vid from SNL gets me every time.

June 7, 2010 at 7:42 PM
Colin Biggs said...

Tales from the Bargain Bin and Stuff you do when you're bored should be awesome.

June 7, 2010 at 8:57 PM
Simon said...

Alex: Did you? I have so many I can't keep track. And thank you! In many ways!

Danielle: ...

Sugary: Things! I know!

Robert: Astronaut back up dancers. Thumbs up.

Fitz: And they will, I promise you sirs.

Everybody: Comments=awesome.

June 7, 2010 at 9:15 PM
"Yojimbo_5" said...

"Films so bad they aren't even funny" struck a chord with me--a bin in which I place the entire output of Ed Wood.

June 8, 2010 at 10:05 AM
Derek Armstrong said...

I want to learn how to stack monitors like that. In the IT world we call them "CRT"s.

June 8, 2010 at 10:50 AM
Alex said...

Yeah, I did the LAMBs in the Director's Chair banners.

June 8, 2010 at 11:53 AM