The first ever porno...

Friday, January 29, 2010 12:28 PM By Simon

In 3D!


Wall Street 2 has a surprisingly epic trailer!

Hot Tub Time Machine has a poster!

John C. Reilly set for We Need To Talk About Kevin!

Sarah Polley to make sophomore directorial effort! With Seth Rogan! And Michelle Williams!

Daniel Bruhl in Castro's Daughter! Hazzah!

I read Amnesia Moon! It's awesome! I'm so confused!

Sundance continues to inspire anger and despair over me! Fuck you, Sundance!

Happy birthday, Tom Selleck! And a special happy birthday, Tom Selleck's mustache!

Katie Featherston of Paranormal Activity might be in Danny Boyle's 127 Hours! With James Franco!

Daniel Craig! In! Cowboys! And Aliens!

Et! Cetera!

Oh, I'm so bored lately...