in which our narrator introduces...

Monday, January 11, 2010 12:42 PM By Simon

How's it shakin'?

I can see through my special two-way webcam (say cheese) that you are all somewhat bored already. I have done nothing to entertain you thus far and it's perfectly understandable that you might want to take your business elsewhere (you bastards.)

Now what am I going to be doing on this little blog o' mine? Well, nothing really. But I'll be adorable doing it.

This was originally a creation of my dear, darling sister, who wanted to fuck around with blog templates. She has her own blog, called Opinionated? Me? , so there's an example of product placement for all you kids in the room.

I will talk about movies, because I like movies and I watch alot of movies. Also books, because I read a lot of books. And I shall talk Coded Smack about my various school chums who, believe it or not, are not actually my chums. Because that is what I like to do most of all.

So, for all you lovely schmucks out there who actually read stupid blogs such as mine.

So...I won't be reviewing anything, per se, but I'll be commenting and whatnot.

Good god, I'm a bucket of dull, aren't I?


Anonymous said...

You sure can make dull exciting.

April 4, 2010 at 5:29 PM
Wild Celtic said...

So this is how it all began...

May 26, 2010 at 11:32 AM