Linkin' that shit

Wednesday, May 12, 2010 2:36 PM By Simon

The Self-Styled Siren celebrates 5 years in the blogosphere. Go wish her well.

Love Train for the Tenebrous Empire asks: can you tell the difference between Eurotrash cinema and American Apparel ads?

Things That Don't Suck is on #9 of the 25 movies that made him a cinephile, with Seven Samurai.

The Film Connoisseur reviews the sequel to my beloved Patrick.

Chuck Norris Ate My Baby has a blogathon. Which is, y'know, my thing.

The Day of the Woman with her Woman of the Week: Marion Crane.

The Bloggess: Adventures on eBay.

Anomalous Material reviews Iron Man 2.

Encore's World of Film and TV celebrates the single most awesome woman to ever grace our humble cinematic screens, Katharine Hepburn. As I should be doing.

The Film Experience on the Gay Actors v. Newsweek controversy.

The Movie Snob reviews the poster for The A-Team and others.

Finally, Film Forager lovingly reviews Romy & Michele's High School Reunion.

Well, did I miss anything? Leave it in the comments if I did, I'm not tracking you down.

Also, Shakespeare

1:54 PM By Simon


Quick thoughts:

--Who has actually read Romeo & Juliet and thought, "Wow, this is so romantic!" rather than "Damn, this is some depressing shit." Seriously, they're kids who've known each other four days, caught up in the middle of a maybe-centuries long conflict, their best friends/cousins are dropping all around them, and it ends with them both going mildly insane and killing themselves, Romeo never knowing that Juliet was actually alive, Juliet not knowing what was going on at all, and an open ending where, presumabely, someone's getting the shit for what went down.

--On that note, Mercutio rocks.

--Is it 'Othello' or 'Otello'?

--Detouring into awesome fan fiction territory, in Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead, has anyone else noticed how, aside from the actual excerts of Hamlet, there is no real Shakespeare language. In fact, I didn't need footnotes at all.

--Is it so morally and intellectually wrong that I first heard of A Midsummer's Night's Dream from an episode of The Suite Life of Zack & Cody?

--And of Macbeth from Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius?

--Yes.

--Shakespeare invented the word 'eyeball'. Say thank you, Eli Roth.

--My Film & Video teacher looks just like Shakespeare. No fucking joke.

But first

1:46 PM By Simon

What makes you feel like this?

Kafka Americana

Monday, May 10, 2010 7:57 PM By Simon


By My Love Jonathon Lethem and Carter Schlotz, a collection of both separate and collaborative stories based off the life, works, and alternate histories of Franz Kafka.

This, I found out only after I ordered it off Le Internet, was only 100 pages (exactly). But, okay, it was a very full hundred pages. The stories, quite a few, I'm not listing all of them, alternate between the two authors and their collaborative stories, ending in a climax of sorts, a fifteen-page parody of The Trial, as imagined by Rod Serling and Orson Welles, written only by Lethem, and appropriately named "K for Fake". Like Kafka's works, the stories are menacing, nightmarish, hallucinogenic, feverish, and dizzyingly complex. Well, not technically complex--the stories, in retrospect, are quite simple--but their execution if very...confusing.

Take, for example, "Blumfield, An Elderly Bachelor", written solely by Scholtz. A completion of Kafka's unfinished story of the same name. See, it was unfinished because, as he said in his diaries, he kind of hated the shit out of it. I can see why. The plot, of this new one, is of the same general theme (not merely picking up at the last original sentence), but a bit of an ugly story, one of self-loathing and dreary, the main-ish plot point being Blumfield fucking his couch cushions. I kid you not. See, he is bored and disgusted and whatnot with his day-to-day existence (explained in the equivalent prose of Ben Stein's voice), and the whole thing is just very uncomfortable.

The other stories fare better. There's an amusing story, again, by Lethem, called "The Notebooks of Bob K." which is a parody of Batman, as created by Kafka, which mockingly references his works. Of the same juncture is "Receding Horizon", where Kafka lives to movie to America, under the name Jack Dawson, and chronicles the time after his death, where he writes the original screenplay to "It's a Wonderful Life", the whole thing an alternate history where Frank Capra, dismayed at the failure of his last two opuses, including the melancholy new/old version of "It's a Wonderful Life", falls into obscurity.

They go like this. A mix of almost incoherent storytelling techniques and a somewhat superior way of spelling the message out.

I liked it, I mean to say. It's engrossing, once you get past the...Lethem-ness. Dare you not take this the wrong way. He's still my one and only. It's just, his writing style, combined with this Scholtz brother, and Kafka, it can all be confusing. Go read, then. Educate yourselfs!

Lena Horne

6:38 PM By Simon


I hardly knew ye.

Excellent, excellent news

3:32 PM By Simon

Do you like zombies? Do you like The Beatles? Good news! The Beatles are zombies! See the new book Paul is Dead: The British Zombie Invasion! Hells yeah!

'The Man with the Iron Fists'! Directed, score(d), written, and starring RZA! Kung-fu! That's the most crazy awesome chain of things since the above chain of crazy awesome things!

Kristen Wiig is optioning Clown Girl, a book about a lady clown who's tempted into the life of clown-fetishist prostitution.

I'd have more, probably, but The Playlist has up and disappeared (making all prior links to them invalid, as it were). I may have missed something--I have heard rumblings of them being railed for their music-related name--but would anyone know where the fuck they went? Because, seriously, I can't live off Empire. I can't do it.

Here's various new movie stills.



Thoughts on Moulin Rouge!

Sunday, May 9, 2010 10:18 AM By Simon



They've done the impossible, fiends: they've made 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' coherent!

The Can-Can song is really funny.

'Like a Virgin'. Fine.

Calm down, John Leguizamo.

The DVD menu for this is almost exactly the same as Romeo + Juliet.

Ewan McGregor: to beard, or not to beard?

Thoughts on Iron Man 2

Saturday, May 8, 2010 5:17 PM By Simon


Because I don't care enough for a full-fledged review:

-It's okay, pretty funny, until the last half hour, when everyone becomes a comic book cliche. Don Cheadle's Rhodes goes from dignified army man into wise-crackin' black sidekick. Natasha Romanov commits two superhero movie sins I will kill you for: Taking down her hair for battle, and yelling, "He's gone!" I can understand the spandex body suit, but wearing your hair loose while kicking ass just seems impractical. And, yes, sweetie, we can see that. Plainly.

-Nonetheless, Scarlett Johanson (I refuse to look up the proper spelling) and Samuel L. Jackson have now been in at least two comic book movies together, this and The Spirit. Now, while that movie was pretty awful, they were the most entertaining thing about it, as The Octopus and his deadpan, eye-candy sidekick Silken Floss. Here, they kinda play the same general roles, not really, but y'know. I gotta say, I quite like the idea of them being, like, besties or whatever.

-Creating a new atom to cure blood poisoning? You don't say. How far we've sunk into the ludicrousies of pseudo-science.

-I miss Jeff Bridges.

-Stan Lee confused for Larry King? That could totally happen.

-Okay, Paltrow. I am willing to give you another chance. Don't fuck this up.

--This movie...is so...loud.

--You know that supercute scene from the trailers, the 'You complete me' thing? The trailers lied. Horribly.

--New Inception trailer played before! More Joseph Gordon-Levitt than ever before! Marion Cotillard finally shows up! Cillian Murpy and Michael Caine speak and junk! TOM HARDY! My god, it was a room of nerdgasms.

Because I'm bored

12:40 PM By Simon

Here's some random book passages:

"We learned, from listening, that all the strangers could see from outside, when they looked at all, was a great ruined structure overgrown with vines, barely recognizeble as a house. It was the point halfway between the village and the highway, the middle spot on the path, and no one ever saw our eyes looking out through the vines."
---We Have Always Lived in the Castle, page 146

"Here was the thing about the fight between Henry and Robert Woolfolk: Dylan Ebdus never was able to sort out whether he'd been there and watched it himself or only heard every detail, burnished into legend by the other kids. He just couldn't work it out, and after a while quit trying."
---The Fortress of Solitude, page 29

"My mother is a fish."
---As I Lay Dying, page 84 (Dewey Dell on his dead mother)

"She loved that man madly, but in a delirious way of some kind; there was never any mooching and mincing around, just talk and a very deep companionship that none of us would ever be able to fathom. Something curiously unsympathetic, and cold between them was really a form of humor by which they communicated their own set of subtle vibrations. Love is all; Jane was never more than ten feet away from Bull, and never missed a word he said, and he spoke in a very low voice, too."
---On the Road, page 146 (on Old Bill and Jane)

"As half of the people we know, in secret or unabashedly, are scrambling to get our applications in, we wonder what sort of fun we can make, put our much-needed spin on it all."
---A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, page 168 (on The Real World audtions)

Seven Nation Army

Friday, May 7, 2010 2:55 PM By Simon


Happy Friday.

The new order of Mother's Day

Thursday, May 6, 2010 8:20 PM By Simon


The children get presents on Mother's Day, because without them, the mothers wouldn't be mothers. On birthdays, the kids have to give presents to the mothers, who did all the leg work. You just popped out.

Think about it.

Criterion Collection

7:57 PM By Simon

Over here, a guy started something, damn him.

1. How many Criterion Collection DVDs do you own (or did own) and what are they?

I've seen plenty, but I don't own any. Damn me.

2. Have you bought any Criterions without seeing them first?

See above.

3. Name one film, just one that deserves to be a Criterion.

Fight Club.

4. Have you ever called a film that would eventually get a Criterion release?

No. No I have not.

5. Have you ever wondered why a film was a part of the Criterion Collection?

Armegeddon.

6. Do you visit their website a lot?

I get the newsletter.

7. Do you look forward to seeing the cover art for future releases?

Hells, yeah.

Things that suck about high school

7:02 PM By Simon



Okay, school is shit. Go ahead, try and deny it. But realize, by doing so, you were probably the reason school sucked.

1) Sneezing
A perfectly natural bodily function. As long as nobody ever sees you. If they do, say goodbye to human contact for a week.

2) Graphing
Holy. Shit. I fucking hate graphing. The teachers' union probably has a rule somewhere that says "When in doubt, make them draw a fucking graph". Why? Why is graphing so important. Every computer worth its shit will make a graoh out of any table you make. You want a 2-sided chart on the mathematical base of shit? A computer will do that for you. A computer is your bitch, alright? Until the machines revolt, we own those fuckers and, godammit, lets take advantage of it!

3) Girls' Locker Room
Men, cover your eyes. This may be very upsetting to you.

Ladies and lassies, you all remember high school locker rooms, yes? First off, gentlemen brave enough to carry on, no, girls' anything does not smell better. It smells worse. Because, on top of the B.O., someone inevitably will be an asshole and spray themselves in that god-awful Claire's shit, that cheap perfume that makes the entire room a noxious swirl of flowers grown in a tub of Vaseline and sweat-soaked flip-flops. On top, the boys' locker room can stay open all period if they want. Girls, they lock it from the outside five minutes after the bell. So, while the chicks are having a foot race for the door, it's a slap in the face to watch douchebags strolling in ten minutes after everyone else, strolling in and getting dressed at their own fucking leisure.

Also...how to put this delicately...someone is always on their period. Always. At least 30 dames at a time, it will happen. And there will always be a girl, throughout the day, who (ahem) doesn't clean up after herself. Dudes, if you're still reading, you're a braver man than I.

4) Pep Rallies/Spirit Nights
Forced to sit in cramped bleachers watching bitches you hate get cheered on by more bitches you hate.

5) People
Did you ever think about how insanely awesome school would be if you didn't have to talk to anyone? Or look at anyone? Or get tossed about by indifferent seniors/future date-rapists.

Feel free to contribute, and have a nice apocalypse.

First new image of Futurama!

4:31 PM By Simon


So the day has come. Fry's become a serial killer.

*tsk, tsk*

Awesome videos

4:20 PM By Simon



and

27 Movies That Made Going to the Movies Suck

3:25 PM By Simon


Over at You Talking To Me?, Mike is hosting a blogathon detailing said topic. Many a blogger contributed to the sprawling thing (ahem). Go.

Dummy

Wednesday, May 5, 2010 7:31 PM By Simon


Starring: Adrien Brody, Milla Jovovich, Illeana Douglas, Vera Farmiga
Directed by: Greg Pritikin

Steven Schoichet is a recently unemployed ne'er-do-well who has difficulty expressing himself. Steven finds he has a knack for ventriloquism. Steven's best friend is Fangora "Fanny" Gurkel, an aspiring punk rock singer who, along with Steven, is just looking for her niche. Eventually, Fanny takes a shine to klezmer music when she learns of an opportunity to get an actual gig. Through his newfound talent, Steven discovers that he is able to overcome his social problems through his dummy and decides to try impressing and winning the heart of Lorena Fanchetti.


Adrien Brody, you'll notice, tends more towards the role of rogue/misfit/outcast/rebel. Summer of Sam, The Pianist (to a stretch), The Jacket, King Kong, The Brothers Bloom, The Darjeeling Limited, what looks to be the upcoming Splice and Predator. And, come on; who the fuck buys it? That is why I love this movie. Adrien Brody, a spindly, knobby Jewish dude with a lisp, like he always has a cold. He's a nerd, we all know it. In this movie, he embraces that dorkiness, goddammit!

He plays Steven Schoichet, a hapless loser who lives with his parents and also-adult sister. He finds that he enjoys ventriloquism, and buys a dummy, who soon becomes his inseparable companion, alongside his lady best friend (I know!) Fannie, played delightfully by Milla Jovovich. He also meets Lorena, a single mother, played by Vera Farmiga.

The performances are very good, as I said. Adrien Brody is a fidgety guy who generally seems uncomfortable in his own skin, as opposed to casting someone like Chris Pine (or something) in a similar role. Milla Jovovich is better than anything else she's been in, energetically jumping into her punk rock/klezmer lead singer role, committing to her Brooklyn-ish accent, jumping around like a twelve-year-old tomboy, wearing baggy clothes and knit hats and, what I really love, this doesn't turn into a love story between her, Fannie, and him, Steven. They are purely platonic (all the better, because I think if either tried anything, she'd break him in half), and it's just hilarious, watching her dance about, rabid-fire rants, as juxtaposed with his shy nods and mumbles.

Otherwise, there's Ileana Douglas as sister Heidi, she and Steven still play the antagonistic sibling rivalry well into their thirties (slash late twenties). She, too, still lives with their parents, working on a home business, but with deserted aspirations of being a singer. It's kind of bittersweet--one minute, she's disparaging her brother, next, she's screaming at her mother over her lack of support or something. It, like all the other performances, is slightly mournful as well, as she knows she is just one in many slackers, that she can tease her brother all she wants, but she knows they are both in the same depressing boat.

Vera Farmiga isn't given much to do, the thankless role of love interest, but when she is given something, she works wonders with it (because she's Vera Farmiga). Also excellent, if undercredited, are Jessica Walter and Ron Leibman as lovingly stereotypical Jewish parents.

This was made in 2002, released in the same breath as The Pianist, and, to me, represents Brody's last film as a genuine 'nobody', before he became prime property for every big-budget thriller, remake, and biopic. He might be going back to more comedies, with a role in stoner epic High School (see epic voiceover in trailer), but this might be his last truly self-deprecating movie.

Oh, right. Movie. In itself, it manages to not irritate with it's overt cuteness, but it can be uneven, and the pace dawdles, as there's no real plot, more of an outline, a scenerio, until the very end, when you realize all these tiny, throwaway gags and struggles emerge fruitful in a quietly awesome climax.

Overall, an adorable, well-acted, entertaining little flick. Okay?

Because I'm bored, and I kinda promised

4:35 PM By Simon

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The Oscars, the Razzies...whatever. This was born, as always, in the Anomalous Material comments. If you want to do it better, by all means.

Music

Tuesday, May 4, 2010 8:11 PM By Simon



You know what? This song is wonderful. It is in contention with "You Make My Dreams COme True" for happiest damn song ever. So shut up.



Did you know this song is a play-by-play of the erotic novel of the same name? Now you do, bitches!



God, she's awesome.



*yay*



This is what I hope to play on my first date (if I ever have a date, which I unlikely, because it looks like I'm turning out to be asexual).



A close second.



It should be noted, Pete Doherty just might be the Michael Pitt of the music world. Guess which one he is.



*girl power*...bitches.



Otherwise known as the song Justin Timberlake lipsyncs to in Southland Tales.



That song from those Apple commercials.

Well, Youtube stopped working. I was going to do "Somebody to Love" by Jefferson Airplane, the framing device for A Serious Man, because Grace Slick is my old musical hero. Oh, well.

It's hard out there for a pimp

4:54 PM By Simon


Tis all.

News

1:12 PM By Simon

Because I haven't in a while (mostly because The Playlist has been down due to their unfortunately-music-themed title), here's a bit of news:

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, my love, has joined two movies: One, called 'Premium Rush', about a bike messenger who picks up and envelope and finds himself chased about New York by some dirty cops. The other, a reunion with my other love, Rian Johnson, for his new sci-fi-assassins-time-travel thing, 'Looper'. So much win, I know not where to start squealing.

Empire has The American trailer. George Clooney being serious, etc.

Sam Rockwell joins 'Cowboys & Aliens', so yay! because I didn't even know he was in Iron Man 2 until two days ago. So, y'know, lots of happy Sam Rockwell surprises.

Rutger Hauer is...Hobo With A Shotgun.



Steven Spielberg does WWI for a change. Otherwise, I can't be bothered with the details.

The Clientele covers MIA.

The AV Club has the first two chapters of Chuck Palahniuk's new book, Tell All. So, y'know, eek.

In other news, Elton John was banned from performing in Egypt for being 'a gay', as well as for his stance in equality for women and gays in Egypt, and his remarks about gay ol' Jesus.

Um...Lindsay Lohan is playing Linda Lovelace (not Ada Lovelace, as Zooey Deschanel will be), the Deep Throat porn star who later took an adament stance against porno. She'd better not suck (oh!) in it, because remember, kids, this could've gone to Anna Faris.

Nice, nice day to all.

Music Facts

Monday, May 3, 2010 7:59 PM By Simon

Over at Wild Celtic, the good Meaghan (who's name is a bitch to spell, by the way) hosts a cluster of questions about music, for a change. Here we be:

1. Open up your iTunes, music player, spin the CD, whatever, hit shuffle and tell us what is the first song to play...

"Venus in Furs" by The Velvet Underground

2. Name your top 5 favorite bands/musicians of all time

Damn you! St. Vincent, The Doors, Movits!, The Beatles, The Libertines.

3. What was your first CD to own? (8 track, Record, CD, MP3 for the newbies)

Ugh...I think it was a Kidz Bop thing...

4. Of all the bands/artists in your cd/record collection, which one do you own the most albums by?

I don't own CDs, silly person.

5. What was the last song you listened to?

"You Make My Dreams Come True" by Hall & Oates

6. What song would you say sums you up?

"Loser" by Beck (but I'm not nearly that cool)

7. What’s your favorite local band or band that originated from your hometown?

There are none.

8. What's the greatest concert you've ever been to?

Never been to one, because see 6.

9. What musician would you like to hang out with for a day?

Pete Doherty

10. What was the greatest decade for music?

90s, bitches. Let's ignore the MC Hammer bullshit, kay?

11. What is your favorite movie soundtrack?

Inglorious Basterds.

12. What’s the most awful CD/record/etc. you’ve ever bought?

I haven't bought any, but the worst I've ever heard was this Miley Cyrus thing.

13. What's your favorite band t-shirt or poster?

Beatles poster.

14. Rolling Stones or The Beatles??

Beatles. Duh.

15. What is the one song you would most like played at your funeral? Your birthday? While on a romantic date?

Funeral: "Anarchy in the UK", Birthday: "The Man Who Would Be King", Date: "Die Die My Darling"

LAMBcast #19

6:25 PM By Simon

Since I don't have any movie-related nonsense to share, here's the most recent LAMBcast, featuring people I'm too lazy to link, but who are excellent, probably. Anyway, they talk Cillian Murphy's filmography (including Peacock, which I totally reviewed, and The Wind That Shakes the Barley), and get into Primer. Enjoy.

Here.

Everybody Draw Mohammed Day: LE EDIT

Sunday, May 2, 2010 8:16 PM By Simon


Okay, so ya'll know that South Park episode a few weeks ago? The one with Mohammed, and Cartman's father being Scott Tenorman's father, 201, all that? Well, as it were, the immense censoring in that episode was not actually on purpose, and Comedy Central actually put all that shit in because of death threats from some Islamic extremists.

This cartoonist, Molly Norris, has declared May 20, 2010 'Everybody Draw Mohammed Day'. You draw Mohammed, and you post it online. The logic being, if millions of people draw Mohammed, it would look ridiculous on the part of the extremists if they issued death threats to all of them.

Just thought I'd share.

EDIT: Molly Norris, mentioned above, has left a comment (down), asking me to put this statement:

Statement

I never "declared" May 20 (I wish it was overwith!) as
"Draw Mohammed Day." I made a fictional drawing of
a 'poster' that others have taken seriously and run with.
I never set up a facebook page for this event; a stranger did.

I hope that this whole thing can be a catalyst for positive
communication and further understanding of one another.
As Americans we must learn how to live side-by-side
so that we may all continue to enjoy the privilege of being free.
Sincerely, Molly

Because, you know, I'm totally relevant now (suck it, Danielle!). We, The People, have witnessed such things run rampant, and, therefore, will not take it too seriously, as we never take anything seriously.

Right, people?

(for the record, this was an anonymous comment, so if this is not actually from Molly Norris, I am deeply embarassed, but, y'know, it'll be a lovely anecdote one day)

EDIT DEUX: I'm spelling Mohammad wrong, aren't I?

I WON SOMETHING!

7:45 PM By Simon

That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Your beloved host has won some swag! The lovely Marshall and the Movies has awarded me this business:


And, hells yeah!, I get one of the Best Picture nominees from last year! So, in conclusion, WOO!

Have a nice day. Especially you, Marshall, you magnificent bastard.

Koma

4:08 PM By Simon

Okay, we all love Asian cinema, yes? I mean, we (as in, every film blogger ever) at least love Oldboy. Cause, y'know, it's the law.

Therefore, if you do happen to love Asian cinema, in it's many shapes and forms, you'll probably dig Hong-Kong export Koma. The story of two women, socialite Ching (Angelica Lee), who suffers from an extremely weak kidney, and Ling (Karena Lam), a poor, reserved girl who needs money to take care of her brain-dead mother. At her friends' wedding, Ching gets piss drunk and stumbles into a room at the hotel where the reception is. There, she finds a woman, also from the wedding, who had woken up naked inside a tub of ice, her kidney missing and crudely sewn up. The next morning, Ching is shown security footage and points Ling out as the culprit, being the only one at the hotel nobody knew or recognised. What follows is a complex love triangle and revenge thriller, more psychological thriller than it's billed horror.

It's like this movie is in the middle of a perpetual twist. Every ten minutes, there's a new thing for our heroine, Ching, to scream about (she does a lot of screaming, by the way). The score delves into the same loop of booming Hitchcock-violin so many times I couldn't count on both hands. It's part Fatal Attraction, part Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance (well, in that it involves disastrous schemes involving organ transplants).

I have not miraculously learned any Asian languages between now and Sonatine, so as always, language barriers prevent me from really grasping any of the performances, but they weren't obviously bad, so I guess that's a good thing. Direction relies a bit too much on jump cuts, a screeching score, and plot twists every corner, but overall, it was actually a pretty good film. I was never bored, at least.

A good rental, not a sado-masochistic horror, no mistaken identities, none of that...a fairly straightforward thriller that you could do worse than seeing.

I was fucking tagged

Saturday, May 1, 2010 11:16 PM By Simon


Because of fucking Kevin, I have now been tagged for this fucking meme that I was hopping to avoice, okay? But now, I am honor-bound to answer questions concerning my person. So, in conclusion, fuck you Kevin. Fuck you to hell.

1. What was your first movie-going experience?
Oh...I don't remember. I'm pretty sure it was The Rugrats Movie.

2. How many DVDs do you own?
Many

3. What is your guilty pleasure movie?
I kind of dig Meet Bill, because Logan Lerman is adorable, in a Bishonen type of way.

4. You’ve compiled a list of your top 100 movies. Which films didn’t make the cut?
I have done no such thing.

5. Which movie(s) do you compulsively watch over and over again?
Donnie Darko, Inglorious Basterds, Trainspotting, and Pulp Fiction.

6. Classic(s) you’re ashamed to admit you haven’t seen yet?
Vertigo, North by Northwest...actually, many Hitchcock films. Also, Casablanca.

7. What movie posters are hanging in your room?
Scarface (it's to cover up a hole, okay!?), some Pirates of the Caribbean still, Cold Souls, The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, The Dark Knight, Hot Tub Time Machine, 9, standard posters they give out at theatres, a bunch of printed out shit, A Serious Man postcard.

(we're cool, Kev, don't you worry. I know you depend on me for moral support and junk)

Oh, right, linking...I'd hate to carry on the vicious circle, but I must. For the children.

Sugary Cyncicism
Antagony & Ecstasy

Crude thoughts on Cry-Baby

6:17 PM By Simon



As soon as I figure out how to work this screen-capture nonsense, there's a lot more where that came from.

Thoughts on Kiss Kiss Bang Bang & A Scanner Darkly

3:39 PM By Simon

























Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
I love this movie, okay? It's kind of obnoxious, with it's sense of superiority over everybody, in Hollywood or otherwise. But it's also whip-smart, clever, funny, and it makes the Fourth Wall it's bitch. Sure, Michelle Monoghan is annoying after awhile, but even she can keep up with the sardonic tone. Also, this is probably Val Kilmer's Pulp Fiction.

A Scanner Darkly
If Waking Life was just the experiment, this is the final product. Because, I think, rotoscope is the only way to really get into the Philip K. Dick book, or anything Phillip K. Dick (on that note, fuck you, Minority Report). This saw the shining, the resurection, and the exception to many an actor (Robert Downey Jr., expecially, was good as the rat, the skiddish, fast-talking James Barris). It includes a twist that wouldn't have worked if not for rotoscope, a sense of surrealism, you never know what's real and what's a dream.

What might your favorite Robert Downey Jr. movie be?

Linked

9:02 AM By Simon

Anomalous Material announces who commented the most this month. I did not, because I have school and homework and all kinds of shit to do (so get off my case), but I'm also a good spot (ahem).

The List has the third edition of Films You Didn't Know You Needed To See. Intermission! Ginger Snaps! eXistenZ!

Movie Moxie gives us more Hot Docs.

All About My Movies gives into narcissistic temptation. Or something.

Appleplectic hates the new A Nightmare on Elm Street.

A Life in Equinox reviews The Official Story.

The LAMB has Bloody Chops for May.

My computer be a whore, so I'll finish later, my muffins.