So I have to go to Florida for a week

Thursday, July 29, 2010 2:15 PM By Simon

See, while I love my grandparents, I hate the state of Florida. This puts me in a conundrum, as they live in Florida. Fucking South Florida, where old people are abandoned by their families to a live of sunscreen, shallow pools, and pottery classes. Truly a hell on earth.

But hey! It's just a few hours away from Miami! You know what that means!


Oh. Right.

Goddamn Florida.


SugaryCynic said...

hey, some of us have to live here! (Also Tony Montana only comes out on Tuesdays for some light murder followed by a bridge game in Little Havana)

July 29, 2010 at 5:13 PM
Hal said...

I hate florida's grass. It hurts my feet.

July 29, 2010 at 8:10 PM
Robert said...

Hey, I'm from Florida! Lol. Central Florida though, where every good movie theater is an hour and a half away and not a breeze floats through. I lovingly refer to it as the "armpit" of Fl.

Anyway, have fun! :P

July 29, 2010 at 8:52 PM
SugaryCynic said...

would that make us in south florida the elbow?

July 29, 2010 at 9:23 PM
Alex said...

Oh dear, good luck. Will you have the comfort of the internet, at least?

July 30, 2010 at 7:04 AM
Rachel said...

I can imagine that if you're not on the beach or at Disneyworld the entire time, FL can suck. Hope you survived.

August 7, 2010 at 12:20 PM