So I have to go to Florida for a week

Thursday, July 29, 2010 2:15 PM By Simon

See, while I love my grandparents, I hate the state of Florida. This puts me in a conundrum, as they live in Florida. Fucking South Florida, where old people are abandoned by their families to a live of sunscreen, shallow pools, and pottery classes. Truly a hell on earth.

But hey! It's just a few hours away from Miami! You know what that means!

TONY MONTANA, FUCK YEAH!

Oh. Right.

Goddamn Florida.

6 comments:

SugaryCynic said...

hey, some of us have to live here! (Also Tony Montana only comes out on Tuesdays for some light murder followed by a bridge game in Little Havana)

July 29, 2010 at 5:13 PM
Hal said...

I hate florida's grass. It hurts my feet.

July 29, 2010 at 8:10 PM
Robert said...

Hey, I'm from Florida! Lol. Central Florida though, where every good movie theater is an hour and a half away and not a breeze floats through. I lovingly refer to it as the "armpit" of Fl.

Anyway, have fun! :P

July 29, 2010 at 8:52 PM
SugaryCynic said...

would that make us in south florida the elbow?

July 29, 2010 at 9:23 PM
Alex said...

Oh dear, good luck. Will you have the comfort of the internet, at least?

July 30, 2010 at 7:04 AM
Rachel said...

I can imagine that if you're not on the beach or at Disneyworld the entire time, FL can suck. Hope you survived.

August 7, 2010 at 12:20 PM