So I have to go to Florida for a week
See, while I love my grandparents, I hate the state of Florida. This puts me in a conundrum, as they live in Florida. Fucking South Florida, where old people are abandoned by their families to a live of sunscreen, shallow pools, and pottery classes. Truly a hell on earth.
But hey! It's just a few hours away from Miami! You know what that means!
TONY MONTANA, FUCK YEAH!
Oh. Right.
Goddamn Florida.
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hey, some of us have to live here! (Also Tony Montana only comes out on Tuesdays for some light murder followed by a bridge game in Little Havana)
I hate florida's grass. It hurts my feet.
Hey, I'm from Florida! Lol. Central Florida though, where every good movie theater is an hour and a half away and not a breeze floats through. I lovingly refer to it as the "armpit" of Fl.
Anyway, have fun! :P
would that make us in south florida the elbow?
Oh dear, good luck. Will you have the comfort of the internet, at least?
I can imagine that if you're not on the beach or at Disneyworld the entire time, FL can suck. Hope you survived.
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