Conversations with my sister, because I got nothing else to do and it's 2 in the morning
Danielle: I want to be a journalist.
I: Since when?
Danielle: Since always. I want to do stories about [insert some random war-torn thing I can't remember].
I: Fine. Don't get me kidnapped by Koreans.
Danielle: I'll do my best.
Have a nice night.
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Me, too!
Funny conversation with the sister, Exhibit A:
Sis: You should name your future son 'Monterey.'
Me: I would not name a kid after cheese.
Sis: Why not?
Me: Oh, yeah. So I'd yell out "Hey, Monterey! Where's your brother, Colby? And hey, Pepper! Have you seen Jack??"
Sis: Ha ha, very funny.
Me: Do we have any queso?
oh this is a bandwagon i want to hop on
(my brother and I see a girl with a GIANT hairbow)
Me: Lookit!
Bro: Good god-jesus, that is scary
Me: I...I can't look away
Bro: it is the personification of insanity and horror
Me: Like Cthulu?
Bro: Yes
Me: So HP Lovecraft was originally going to write about girls with disturbingly large bows but instead chose giant, multi-eyed tentacle monsters?
Bro: Because those were less haunting to the psyche
That's quite cute.
Which of the two is older?
Twins.
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