10 Reasons I Don't Like Glee

Monday, November 29, 2010 2:40 PM By Simon

Ah, yes. If ever there was a time I'd end up with spammers/trolls, it'd be now.

1) Because everytime one of them starts singing some watered-down radio song under contrived circumstances and smugly feel-good smirks on their faces, I feel the compulsion to tape my middle finger to the TV screen until the end of the next week's promo.

2) Since I'm too late for the Modern Family bandwagon (I don't start shows in the middle. What am I, a barbarian?), this is the only non-reality show on Tuesdays.

3) The characters are poorly-written Anvil vehicles. The black, sassy fat girl who's super-sassy and has a big voice and a gay best friend and is sassy and has to learn to love and accept her self while sassy. The guy who (as of late) has rejected any negative/humanizing qualities to become the Magical Homosexual who's bullied a lot by a closeted football player (how original). Bitchy cheerleaders who never take off their damn uniforms. Brittney, who's admittedly awesome.

4) Bad covers of songs I like.

5) Bad covers of songs I hate.

6) Bad covers of songs I'm amiable towards, but done in contrived situations to somehow further the plot.

7) This Will Shuester dude is a flaming douchebag.

8) Drops voiceover whenever it damn well pleases.

9) You call it homage, I call it shot-for-shot remake of the entire fucking video.

10) It's fucking addicting, that shit. Shut up.


Andrew K. said...

Ah deal with it, Glee is awesome.


November 29, 2010 at 5:23 PM
Robert said...

:) Teeheee. You know how i feel about glee. Or maybe you don't. Sometimes I don't even know myself. But in reality, I think it's number 9 that annoys me the most.

November 29, 2010 at 5:37 PM
SugaryCynic said...

I hate Glee, except for that bitchy old lady, she's cool

November 29, 2010 at 7:10 PM
Simon said...

Sebastian: Shut up.

Andrew: *grumble*

Robert: I don't, actually. Do share.

Sugary: Jane Lynch?

December 1, 2010 at 4:14 PM
Anonymous said...

THANK YOU! I thought I was the only one who thinks Will Shuester is a big, washed-up douche!

I love Kurt. FURT! I hate that Sam. I want to cut his hair and donate it to kids inflicted with leukemia.

December 4, 2010 at 7:57 PM
Simon said...

Franz: The one thing you can give this show, it has the best shipping names: Furt, Fuck, Partie, Puckleberry, Puckleberry Finn...

December 4, 2010 at 8:19 PM
amy said...

your #10 is the best, admit it.

Have you see Murphy's Popular? xD

December 17, 2010 at 8:38 PM
Simon said...

amy: I've heard of it.

December 17, 2010 at 8:57 PM