Thoughts on Burlesque

Friday, November 26, 2010 2:23 PM By Simon

-When did it suddenly become okay to refer to Chistina Aguilera as 'Xtina'? Are we on a first name basis now?

-At least the marketers know to list Cher first. She's awesome in this. Aguilera is fine. Not terrible. Mediocre. Utterly. Everyone else suffices.

-This isn't the next Showgirls. It doesn't take itself seriously. It knows it's guilty pleasure fodder, with groan-inducing lines, caricatures, the whole bit. It wallows in its corniness, basically.

-The reveal was off.

-Not enough Alan Cumming, not enough Stanley Tucci (basically being his characters in The Devil Wears Prada), not enough Kirsten Bell. Guys. Pull your shit together.


Unknown said...

X-tina truly irritates me but I really wanna see Cher.
Do I smell a Golden Globe nomination for her?

November 27, 2010 at 5:50 PM
Simon said...

Jose: Well, I'm not familiar with that brand of Goldon Globe, so I wouldn't know what it smells like...

Stupid jokes aside.

November 28, 2010 at 9:22 AM