In the event of a zombie apocalypse, which countries would be the safest?

Monday, November 29, 2010 1:30 PM By Simon

That is, which ones are both self-sufficient and closed-off enough that they could shut down any travel and bunker down?

This, of course, excludes Samuel L. Jackson. And pygmies. They are, respectively, badass, and badass motherfuckers. Seriously. Zombies are probably allergic to them. If one came waddling over, either/or would rip them apart, burp "What up, n00b?" and carry on their business. Or whatever.



Anonymous said...

Safest country? It's gotta be Canada. Aren't those people all dead anyway?

Zing. Just kidding Canadians. I like you.

November 29, 2010 at 2:47 PM
Anonymous said...

MADAGASCAR! I want to eat a lion.

December 4, 2010 at 7:59 PM
Simon said...

Cinematically Correct: Canada is too boring to be dead. Let's see their free health care save them now!

(I'm kidding, Canada. I like you too)

Franz: They are smug bastards...

December 4, 2010 at 8:16 PM