Conversations with my sister, because I got nothing else to do and it's 2 in the morning

Saturday, May 29, 2010 11:00 PM By Simon

Danielle: I want to be a journalist.
I: Since when?
Danielle: Since always. I want to do stories about [insert some random war-torn thing I can't remember].
I: Fine. Don't get me kidnapped by Koreans.
Danielle: I'll do my best.

Have a nice night.


Wild Celtic said...

Me, too!
Funny conversation with the sister, Exhibit A:

Sis: You should name your future son 'Monterey.'

Me: I would not name a kid after cheese.

Sis: Why not?

Me: Oh, yeah. So I'd yell out "Hey, Monterey! Where's your brother, Colby? And hey, Pepper! Have you seen Jack??"

Sis: Ha ha, very funny.

Me: Do we have any queso?

May 30, 2010 at 9:07 AM
SugaryCynic said...

oh this is a bandwagon i want to hop on

(my brother and I see a girl with a GIANT hairbow)

Me: Lookit!

Bro: Good god-jesus, that is scary

Me: I...I can't look away

Bro: it is the personification of insanity and horror

Me: Like Cthulu?

Bro: Yes

Me: So HP Lovecraft was originally going to write about girls with disturbingly large bows but instead chose giant, multi-eyed tentacle monsters?

Bro: Because those were less haunting to the psyche

May 30, 2010 at 11:11 AM