Celebrity Charity Events I'd Pay For
Morgan Freeman saying anything you want
Let's face it. Morgan Freeman's voice is to your ears what [insert delicious food] is to [insert desired orifice]. We all want to talk like him! Which is why I propose: a worldwide broadcast. A room dark but for a single spotlight on Morgan Freeman, sitting on a couch. For 24 hours, people from all around the world will bid. At the end of the hour, the highest bidder gets his prize: his pick for what Morgan Freeman has to say. Anything you want (not porn, because this is a family show)! I'd pay my entire life's savings to hear Morgan Freeman recite the lyrics of 'Alfie'.
Let's face it. Morgan Freeman's voice is to your ears what [insert delicious food] is to [insert desired orifice]. We all want to talk like him! Which is why I propose: a worldwide broadcast. A room dark but for a single spotlight on Morgan Freeman, sitting on a couch. For 24 hours, people from all around the world will bid. At the end of the hour, the highest bidder gets his prize: his pick for what Morgan Freeman has to say. Anything you want (not porn, because this is a family show)! I'd pay my entire life's savings to hear Morgan Freeman recite the lyrics of 'Alfie'.
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This would be the most successful charity event of all time.
"I'd pay my entire life's savings to hear Morgan Freeman recite the lyrics of 'Alfie'." Genius, Simon.
I'd choose Jason Statham reciting ANYTHING. Maybe something by Emily Dickinson? The man does have a voice on him.
ahaha I was watching this Science channel documentary about the Universe with Morgan Freeman voicing. He even made that so much better than your usual academic-type documentary.
Ok you are on the clock young lady!
I would pay quite a bit to tag along with Christian Bale fighting crime.
I'd pay for this, too. I'd also pay to listen to Alan Rickman or Timothy Dalton (even double the price for BOTH) read the phone book LIVE on stage :)
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