Oh, god, they're hideous!

Tuesday, August 31, 2010 3:26 PM By Simon

Tell me, guy who photoshopped this picture to such gross lengths: can we not agree that Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp have aged extremely well? Are we really at a stage where we have to airbrush publicity stills of movies starring very prolific actors because they're over 29?

Terribly sorry I've not written anything to sufficiently blow your minds, as I often do (ahem). I've been busy moping about the less-than-two-weeks-impending school year, in which I will continue my run of mediocre grades and slight social pariah. So yeah. In honor of such, I'm, like, talking about the best high school movies. So...suggestions, take it to the comments, yo.

(now, I know I did this one other time, and I forgot to actually write the post, but fuck you, I have a reason for this! Don't back sass me!)


D Swizzle said...

Johnny Depp is so beautiful I would watch a movie that consisted of nothing but a montage of his facial expressions.

August 31, 2010 at 3:34 PM
Jose said...

But Jolie's like 15 years younger than Johnny or something, so she should still look good.
He's aging quite well though.

August 31, 2010 at 3:40 PM
Univarn said...

You know, they vaguely remind me of the aliens in Close Encounter of the Third Kind...... I wonder if there's a connection?

August 31, 2010 at 6:01 PM
moviesandsongs365 said...

Recommend some high school movies? Good question

Some of the best are arguably from the 80s. "Say anything"(1989) and "The Sure Thing"(1985) are cute, and favourites of mine ( :
"Breakfast club" is another classic.

Maybe the best recent title is Juno?

May not be strictly highschool enviroment, but that age: "Uncle Buck", "Ghost World" and "The Hottest State" is also powerful.

"Rebel without a cause" is pretty good, although james dean I thought was too old for high school here. Reminded me of 90s TV-show Beverly hills 90210

September 2, 2010 at 8:35 AM