Four of Them

See, over at From Midnight With Love, (The) Mike has asked YOU, aka me, aka us, because what is humanity but a single enitity with a bad attitude? to answer this very meaningful question, kay?

You've been given the opportunity to host a midnight showing of any genre/cult film you want, and are sure to have a great crowd of like-minded fans who will join in. What's the one movie you're going to pick, and why?

The Room. Because, unlike Rocky Horror, Pink Flamingos and and any awesomely cheesy horror movie, this is absolutely horrible to watch alone. It is the ultimate midnight movie, as you must dress up, wear black wigs down to your ass, carry a handy arsenol of plastic forks, own a football, to get any semblance of joy out of this monstrosity.

Hope you've had a better day than I, gentle folk.