Yay! I'm actually doing this shit! I'm not a liar all the time!
Struggling actress Natalie Portman and young blind man Melchior Beslon in Paris, je t'aime.
So many cute couples in that (Rufus Sewell and Emily Mortimer, okay?), but these are the only ones that get a hyper-edited montage of a relationship summary.
Just look at them: