New poll, you'll notice, full question

Sunday, June 6, 2010 12:53 PM By Simon

Your neighbor falls down. He can not get up. You direct the pilot for the next big lawyer drama. The sky is blue, and you are now homeless. A meteor will destroy the Earth, and ghosts will rape your dog. Mustaches are banned. Pick your poison.

Have a nice day.

6 comments:

Yojimbo_5 said...

I say "No," because ice cream has no bones.

June 7, 2010 at 1:30 PM
Simon said...

Then how can it have bone marrow? Its mother is very sick, you know.

June 7, 2010 at 1:56 PM
Yojimbo_5 said...

"Cows work in mysterious ways..." I know what I'm talking about.

June 8, 2010 at 10:07 AM
Simon said...

If you know what you're talking about, then why are you a doormouse?

June 8, 2010 at 10:18 AM
Yojimbo_5 said...

To keep the zephyrs out, of course! (silly goose!)

June 9, 2010 at 11:48 PM
Simon said...

Zephyrs! Why, my left foot is half! You dilladahunt!

June 10, 2010 at 12:30 PM