-Is it so wrong that, for all its macho-cheesiness, I loved this? I mean, it was funny, and fun, and explody.
-Murdock is awesome. By association, Sharlto Copley is awesome. Also, go meta-South African accents!
(seriously, dude, pick an accent and commit)
-Liam Neeson rocks salt-n-peppa.
-Fuck you, Jessica Biel. Fucking buzzkill.
-Bradley Cooper looks like a date-rapist, okay? Someone's gotta say it. He's cool in this and all, but come on.
-Rampage Jackson was surprisingly decent.