#988 The Gas Arrow
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Put your hand up if you’ve ever driven your car up to a gas pump only to
notice after you’ve parked that your gas cap is on the other side. My
brother, i...
1 hour ago
where mustaches roam free
Sunday, June 6, 2010 12:53 PM By Simon
Your neighbor falls down. He can not get up. You direct the pilot for the next big lawyer drama. The sky is blue, and you are now homeless. A meteor will destroy the Earth, and ghosts will rape your dog. Mustaches are banned. Pick your poison.
Have a nice day.
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6 comments:
I say "No," because ice cream has no bones.
Then how can it have bone marrow? Its mother is very sick, you know.
"Cows work in mysterious ways..." I know what I'm talking about.
If you know what you're talking about, then why are you a doormouse?
To keep the zephyrs out, of course! (silly goose!)
Zephyrs! Why, my left foot is half! You dilladahunt!
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