News really quick (because I feel obliged)

Tuesday, April 13, 2010 12:09 PM By Simon

Trailer for adorable-looking Jeff Daniels/Ryan Reynolds/Emma Stone indie Paper Man, Emile Hirsch joins alien invasion flick, Seth MacFarland making a movie, oh fuck, Chris Rock writing remake of Akira Kurosawa's High and Low (he's actually a foreign film buff, which I am not shy to admit surprises the fuck out of me), Kevin Bacon fucks Steve Carell's wife in an untitled comedy, NEW INCEPTION PICTURES!, Todd Phillips, Hangover Guy (it's on his tax return and everything) has a superfuckingsecret new comedy fermenting, Last House on the Left director up for (...) Keanu Reeves-starring Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde adaption, and Sam Mendes drops out of 'Preacher'.

Did, gentle sirs, I miss anything?