Pitch: Slasher Film

Sunday, April 18, 2010 4:54 PM By Simon

(as always, Pitch the LAMB)

Title: ReVamp
Synopsis: Jake, Max, and Brandon (played by three up-and-coming young actors, most likely from Gossip Girl) are best friends and improbably successful film students at NYU. For their first feature-length movie, a slasher, they and their girlfriends Jennifer, Rachel, and Emily (three budding actresses from some sort of Disney label) drive out to Max's father's cabin in Pennsylvania. There, they prepare for a few weeks of sex, drugs, and red food coloring.

That is, until they wander into the cabin basement. There, they find a mysterious coffin, welded shut and bolted down with silver. Being curious little punks, and hoping to find some props for their movie, the six yank that sucker open--and find a corpse suspiciously lively.

They turn their backs for five minutes, and it up and starts picking off these pretty young thangs one by one.


Fletch said...

Sounds pretty good - what's it rated? That mention of sex and drugs has me thinking R/18, which sounds like a winner, but I ain't seeing no PG-13 shit version...

May 28, 2010 at 5:21 PM
Simon said...

R indeed. Perhaps we'll add some cannibalism and get an NC-17.

May 29, 2010 at 3:44 PM