There's a lot of news today.

Friday, April 23, 2010 4:41 PM By Simon

Unfortunately, I am too tired today to track it all down for ya'll. Or to do anything, really. So, here's The Playlist.

Some highlights: More unproduced Stanley Kubrick scripts get picked up with 'Lunatic at Large', Woody Allen's new summer project gets a name, Kathryn Bigelow and Jessica Beal are doing a lipstick commercial or something, The Professionals TV series gets a reboot, Greta Gerwig! is joining the meh-looking Natalie Portman/Ashton Kutcher comedy 'Fuckbuddies' (not 'Friends With Benefits', okay?), pictures of Saoirse Ronan in 'Hanna', which Olivia Williams! is joining, that omnibus segment-comedy gets a few shorts details, Gary Oldman! is maybe on that Red Reding Hood/Amanda Seyfreid thing, Inception pictures and featurette, the nest Duplass Brothers comedy gets more cast, shitload of shit gets 3D treatment, to universal yawns, a very rumory rumor that Kristen Stewart might headline 'Wanted 2'.