Thoughts on 2012

Sunday, April 4, 2010 4:14 PM By Simon

You know what my problem with this movie is? As opposed to other Emmerich disaster-porn, where only certain areas got bit, this is the entire world going down. That means this is a scenerio where you, your parents, your friends, your high school prom date, Chuck Norris, you're all dead, probably in the most horrible way imaginable.

So you're supposed to sit there, watching everyone you know blow up, and you're supposed to be thinking, "Oh, thank goodness! At least John Cusack and his bed-pissing kids get to live!"