Alas, news....

Friday, March 5, 2010 2:00 PM By Simon

Want to hear a novel idea? Why not make a movie...that wasn't something else first. I know, It's a bit of a shock, but think about it...wouldn't it feel good to, instead of casting Katy Perry and Alan Cumming in a Smurf movie as Smurfette and Grumpy smurf, respectively, and making comic book adaptions in 3-D, 'rebooting' Police Academy, and sequelize your own dreams, why not...write a script without consulting the internet or the comic store or Blockbuster and just...write what you want? No, no, shh, shh...don't cry. We don't have to talk about it now. There's plenty of time, there's no rush...shh...

Yo.

Oliver Stone to make revenge-drug-free-love thingermajig.

Something about "The Devil's Double" picture...

I don't give a shit. It's Friday.