NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW(s)!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010 12:20 PM By Simon

Corey Haim died today or yesterday at the age of 38...so, I only know who the Feldman one is. More on that later....

Jude Law told Coming Soon that a) Holmes 2 is coming at assembly-line pace (not actual quote, but it's all I heard) and b) The new Steven Soderbergh epidemic-flick 'Contagion', where he plays a fearmongering blogger (hm...), will be shot at the end of the year, and his own role will only need ten days to shoot.

Apparently, a remake of The Wizard of Oz is in the works. In 3-D, no less. So I am now starting a little game: What classic movie will be the next in line for Dr. 90210, and who will star in it?

Yes, because movie couples can't seem to stay in their hotel suites like real honeymooners, State of Play director Kevin Macdonald is ready to direct 'Murder Mystery', about an American couple on their honeymoon who stumble upon a murder. On the title: ironic tongue-in-cheek take as a precurser to a Drag Me To Hell-style take-down of the genre? Lazy attempt at said irony? Or pure uncreativity as a prelude to a future Razzie contender? This is exhausting, you guys.

Men In Black getting a second sequel, with maybe Sacha Baron Cohen or Jermaine Clement in a new role.

Chris Evans and Anna Faris set for a romantic-comedy about a woman who, with her studly neighbor, goes calling all of her exes in a desperate attempt at true love. I like Evans, love Faris, hate the premise (it sounds too much like The Ugly Truth). Such mixed feelings, I don't know what to do with myself. Called 'What's You Number'.

Ralph Fiennes started shooting Roman General Caius Martius biopic 'Coriolanus'. Stop laughing, it ain't that funny.

It's actually really funny.

Happy birthday, Rafe Spall. You fuck off down the model village.

Christoph Waltz has been replaced by Viggo Mortenson for the role of Sigmund Freud in the movie 'The Talking Cure', also starring Michael Fassbender and Keira Knightly. Aww.

EDIT: Michael Fassbender and Mia Wasowski for Jane Eyre, from director of Sin Nombre. Jamie Bell and Judy Dench also.

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