Tuesday, March 2, 2010 6:06 PM By Simon , In ,

After.Life trailer. It looks notverybad. Liam Neeson looks gloriously hammy.

Gilligan's Island: The Movie! Someone get Ryan Reynolds on the phone!

Hugh Jackman for Lee Daniels' US civil rights drama Selma! About the relationship between Martin Luther King Jr. and Lyndon B. Johnson! You don't have to be a genius to figure this one out, kids--and I, for one, think Jackman will make an excellent King Jr.!

De Niro for 'Dark Fields'!

Guy Ritchie may be directing 'Excaliber' remake.

The AV Club has an article on Serenity.

Sacha Baron Cohen's Avatar Oscar skit pulled because nobody wanted to offend James Cameron. Cause, you know, he's a precious little snowflake.

Neil Patrick Harris (yay!) to be in the Smurf Movie (double yay!) which is live action (oh).

Fuck the Oscars. Fuck remakes. Fuck you all. I'm tired of this shit.

EDIT: Oh, yeah. And we have our first look at the much-anticipated (ahem) American Spaced remake.