A Look At Oscar

Thursday, March 4, 2010 1:39 PM By Simon

Since all the cool blogs are doing a 2009 Oscar retrospective, and I want nothing but to be popular, I shall do my own. Hazzah!

And, because we all know I'm a lazy asshole, I'm only looking at the big 7 (I count Best Adapted and Best Song as things, thankyouverymuch). I also do not count supporting because this year it's painfully easy.

BEST DIRECTOR
Kathryn Bigelow-The Hurt Locker
Quentin Tarantino-Inglourious Basterds
James Cameron-Avatar
Lee Daniels-Precious
Jason Reitman-Up in the Air

WHO WILL WIN
Bigelow. Maybe Cameron, if the Academy actually enjoys "I'm King Of The World!" being screamed in Na'vi.

WHO SHOULD WIN
Bieglow. Good for you, sister.
Or, Quentin Tarantino, because you won the war for us, buddy. Yay Jewish vengeance!

BEST PICTURE
Kathryn Bigelow – The Hurt Locker
James Cameron – Avatar
Lee Daniels – Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
Jason Reitman – Up in the Air
Quentin Tarantino – Inglourious Basterds

WHO WILL WIN
A toss-up, again, between The Hurt Locker and Avatar.

WHO SHOULD WIN
Inglourious Basterds. Or The Hurt Locker. Mostly Basterds. One can always hope that the divide between Avatar and Locker.

BEST ACTOR
Jeff Bridges – Crazy Heart as Bad Blake
George Clooney – Up in the Air as Ryan Bingham
Colin Firth – A Single Man as George Falconer
Morgan Freeman – Invictus as Nelson Mandela
Jeremy Renner – The Hurt Locker as Sgt. William James

WHO WILL WIN
Jeff Bridges.

WHo SHOULD WIN
Oh, who cares, This is boring. We don't need another one of these lists!

Now enjoy.



Oh, yes, and fuck you Avatar! You and your warbly weepanthem!

Happy fucking Friday!

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