Monday, March 15, 2010 3:00 PM By Simon

Peter Graves, Captain from Airplane!, is dead. So I gotta say, goddamn. Why do you take all the good ones!?!

Bale as Superman? Phillipe for Captain America? Pshaw.

Judy Greer, while not being adorable, has signed onto the new Alexander Payne film, called 'The Descendents'. Also, other people, but I can't get excited about that.

David Fincher, who I like immensely, will be doing (maybe) both an adaption of the book The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, with Carey Mulligan (maybe) up for the lead, who is a pretty awesome character, yeah. And a movie on infamous chess player Bobby Fischer, to be played (maybe) by Tobey Maguire.

Lots of casting for Conan the Barbarian, but really, who gives a shit?

The trailer for the direct-to-DVD Cillian Murphy/Ellen Page/Susan Surandon flick Peacock. I actually wanna see this, because Cillian Murphy is always awesome when he's cross-dressing.

Enter The Void has a trailer, and it gave me a minor epileptic seizure. That means it's working!

Emma Stone, aka Wichita, will be in the new Steve Carrell comedy, 'Crazy, Stupid Love', but the role is potentially spoiler-ish, evidently.

Kristen Stewart in a Julianne Moore-starring maybe-apocalypse film 'Backwoods'.

Lee Daniels has a Martin Luther King Jr. for his civil rights flick 'Selma'. He be David Oyelowo.

Sigourney Weaver in 'The Fang Club', which she'll also be directing. Now, do we need more sparkle-vampire-saturated entertainment media?

Chris Evans, who I don't mind much, will be in a health-care satire 'Puncture'.

People want Gus Van Sant and/or Sofia Coppola for one of those Twilight movies, whichever one hasn't been made yet. ...

Behold, an epic of epic epicness.


Luke said...

I love Sigourney, but I definitely love her most when she's not jumping on the latest trend. Moderation, people. Let the vampire craze go to rest already.

March 19, 2010 at 11:39 AM
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