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Thursday, April 1, 2010 8:18 AM By Simon

David Fincher will direct Girl With The Dragon Tatoo remake/adaption.

Kaley Cuoco from Big Bang Theory has joined the James Marsden/Russell Brand CGI/liveaction travesty 'I Hop'. Cause it's about a bunny, you see.

Leonardo could be J Edgar Hoover for Clint Eastwood, and Travis McGee for Oliver Stone (based off the book series starting with The Deep Blue Goodbye, and, ZOMG, Fox is shooting for a franchise!)

Alex Pettyfer, star of that Alex Rider movie, Tormented, and the upcoming Beastly, has joined YA-sci-fi-book-adaption I Am Number Four, about four teenaged aliens hiding out on Earth after the destruction of their plent.

Kal Penn and John Cho reunite for A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas.

Paddy Considine, last seen by me in the Red Riding trilogy, making his directorial debut with 'Tyrannosaur', based off of his short film Dog Altogether.

The guy who directed Hot Tub Time Machine is writingmaybe the Hard-R comedy 'Werewolves of Reseda'.

Odd Teaser poster for much-anticipated-by-me Tilda Swinton-starring adaption 'We Need to Talk About Kevin'.



Chloe Moretz, little blonde bucket of older-than-her-age from (500) Days of Summer and the upcoming Kick-Ass, has been confirmed Sam Worthington/Jeffrey Dean Morgan starring Texas-set crime thriller 'The Field'.

And, of course, it's April Fool's Day. Take that as you will.

EDIT: So, yeah, we have a Tim Burton remake of Little Shop of Horrors to look forward to. ...

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